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Random quote from a rather large and eclectic database:

I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one,
but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already
because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even
after we've been home a long while.
-- Casey Stengel

The date according to the Discordian Calendar:

Today is Setting Orange, the 14th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3192

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