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Random quote from a rather large and eclectic database:
I'd never cry if I did find
A blue whale in my soup...
Nor would I mind a porcupine
Inside a chicken coop.
Yes life is fine when things combine,
Like ham in beef chow mein...
But lord, this time I think I mind,
They've put acid in my rain.
--- Milo Bloom
The date according to the Discordian Calendar:
Today is Sweetmorn, the 16th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3188