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Random quote from a rather large and eclectic database:

WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being I have to
laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle
to become a parrot or something.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

The date according to the Discordian Calendar:

Today is Pungenday, the 21st day of The Aftermath in the YOLD 3191

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